"I’m a professional artist looking for management and recording contract opportunities."
"…nope. We are an education-based business and we do not represent or manage artists."

Can we start lessons after the session starts?
Absolutely! You can start lessons at any time, and we'll prorate your tuition to reflect the appropriate number of lessons.


What instruments do you teach?
Piano, guitar, bass, drums, voice, audio engineering, woodwinds, strings, didgeridoo, skin flute, crippling depression... we teach almost everything!


Do you teach young kids?

Yes! We have a preschool class for our wee ones and we have private lesson students as young as 5.


Do you teach older people?

Of course! And the ones that are too old to teach we take them out back and send them to the "farm."


What are your prices?

Prices vary, but generally we value our instructors time at $37.50 per half hour and $64 per full hour lesson.


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Do you have gift certificates?
Yes.

What if I can't make lessons every week?
We have a variety of options to fit your needs and schedules, from classes earlier in the day to more flexible scheduling options. Let us know what you're looking for and we'll make it work! We want your money.

Are you a recording studio?
Yes, but we only record proto-neo-sludge-funk-death-grass for cats.