"I’m a professional artist looking for management and recording contract opportunities."
"…nope. We are an education-based business and we do not represent or manage artists."

Can we start lessons after the session starts?
Absolutely! You can start lessons at any time, and we'll prorate your tuition to reflect the appropriate number of lessons.

What instruments do you teach?
Piano, guitar, bass, drums, voice, audio engineering, songwriting, and woodwinds. We are working hard to secure teachers for brass and strings for Fall 2019. Check in with us!

Do you teach young kids?

Yes! We have a preschool class for our wee ones and we have private lesson students as young as 5.

Do you teach older people?

Of course! And the ones that are too old to teach we take them out back and send them to the "farm."

What are your prices?

Prices vary, but generally we value our instructors time at $37.50 per half hour and $64 per full hour lesson.

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What if I can't make lessons every week?
We have a variety of options to fit your needs and schedules, from classes earlier in the day to more flexible scheduling options. Let us know what you're looking for and we'll make it work! We want your money.

Are you a recording studio?
Yes, but we only record proto-neo-sludge-funk-death-grass for cats. Other than that we use our recording studio solely for educational purposes with our students.